Kid Pizza
March 4, 2008 9:35 pm UncategorizedDid you ever have that moment where you ordered a slice of pizza at a fun park and realized you were now too old to enjoy kid pizza? Not baby goat pizza. Not pizza with chunks of human child. What I’m talking about is that particular flavor of pizza that you liked as a kid but once you got grown-up taste buds, it just turned nasty.
I have a list of things I liked as a kid, but I can’t stand now, including Big Macs, Capri Sun and anything by Chef Boyardee. I still like Tang and Pringles potato chips, though. Mmmm, delicious.
March 5th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
The last time I had kid pizza was with some fava beans and a nice chianti. SLURP!
March 5th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Oh, I get it, cannibal humor.