You Know How I Know You Are Gay?
March 14, 2008 5:00 pm UncategorizedYou are reading this post.
Ever since I watched The 40-year-old Virgin, I’ve been obsessed with telling people how I know that they are gay. And this is a little awkward too since Ann likes to point out how I listen to Coldplay.
Other bad habits taught to me by the movie:
- Noting that I thought Matt Damon was a Streisand until I saw him in the Bourne Identity.
- The occasional urge to yell, “I’m hungry, let’s get some PAN-CAKES!”
- Glee whenever I am able to work “It’s for medicinal purposes” into a conversation
- And an obsessive need to use my peripherals.
And for those that don’t know what the hell I’m talking about:
March 14th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
So, with the PAN-CAKES thing, do you just say that because you don’t like FREEENCH-TOAST?
March 14th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
If I didn’t put at least one mistake into the post, you wouldn’t be able to correct me, then you’d cry.
March 21st, 2008 at 12:14 pm
(Hate to say this since I have not seen or heard from you in years…)
You know how I know you are gay?
That time I was doing you up the butt, and I gave you a reach-around and you dick was hard! Ewww! your so gross!
March 28th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
You know how I know you are gay? Because you lived with Captain Z and he wore those really short shorts.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Mmmm. Love a man in short shorts.
March 29th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
You know how I know you are gay? That you remember Captain Z’s short shorts so well…
You know how I know you are gay? After you do your round off flip flop into backflip with a twist your wrist goes limp…
March 30th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
You sure do know a lot about gayness… which is how I know you are gay.
March 31st, 2008 at 2:33 pm
When you look up gay on the wikipedia, it not only shows your profile, but explains how your weblinks all connect to the backside of the websites.