It’s been a while since I’ve been able to blog on my own time. Is it because I’m watching too much NFL Network? Maybe. Is it because I’ve been hanging out on book-related social networks? Perhaps. Is it because I’ve been contemplating things beyond the comprehension of mankind? Most likely.
Or maybe I just haven’t had much to say. So, instead of boring everyone with details, why don’t we just watch a video?
Blogged with the Flock Browser
What’s more? The honey bees are dying, which means lots of crops won’t get pollinated. I’m starting to sound like a real environmentalist, but the plain truth of the matter is, I really, really like cherries, and almonds, and honey, and I simply don’t want to live without these things.
Okay, let me clarify that last statement. It’s not that I wouldn’t want ”to live” if I didn’t have them. I just don’t want to “live without” them. Just so we’re clear. I’m not suicidal over it.
But even if Einstein didn’t say anything about us dying off four years after the honey bees were gone, it’s still a bit troublesome. That’s why I’m going off my diet and eating more ice cream. Alleluiah, my fat thighs are going to save the planet.
Sail on, little honey bee.
