Heard a lotta buzzin’

8:27 am Uncategorized

Muddy Waters Haagen Dasz BeeWhat’s more? The honey bees are dying, which means lots of crops won’t get pollinated. I’m starting to sound like a real environmentalist, but the plain truth of the matter is, I really, really like cherries, and almonds, and honey, and I simply don’t want to live without these things.

Okay, let me clarify that last statement.  It’s not that I wouldn’t want ”to live” if I didn’t have them. I just don’t want to “live without” them. Just so we’re clear. I’m not suicidal over it.

But even if Einstein didn’t say anything about us dying off four years after the honey bees were gone, it’s still a bit troublesome. That’s why I’m going off my diet and eating more ice cream. Alleluiah, my fat thighs are going to save the planet.

Sail on, little honey bee.

One Response

  1. Dan Says:

    All I can say is: Snoochie boochies.

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